Last night, checking in felt like auditioning for the role of "most unwelcome guest" — and guess what? I won! Out of insisting to get my email address, they even threw in a special bonus: a nightly fee of $29 for the privilege of experiencing their exclusive 'sardine can' sleeping arrangement. Imagine this: a queen bed, me, and my two kids —all pretending we're on a camping trip... indoors!
Meet John, the night manager, who must have minored in magic because he completely disappeared when asked for help! His impressive ability to not provide solutions was truly something to behold. To cope, today, I must bring an inflatable bed, turning our room into a hybrid of a sleepover and an obstacle course. Yes on top of it, there no storage for your personal stuff, so good luck 🤞
Oh, and the elevator situation? Think of it as your new fitness routine. You'll get a solid 10-minute standing workout each morning—bring a book, or hey, even War and Peace could be finished in a couple of days at this rate!
If the Moxy is trying to democratize the W Hotel experience by Marriott, let's just say it's more of a revolution gone wrong. Kudos indeed, dear Moxy. Next time, I might just bring a tent and set up camp in the lobby for the full experience.
And to the GM replying with ChatGPT, how about a real solution? Maybe start by teaching the staff and elevator some manners?