The warning signs were blaring as soon as we were seated at Zane Grey’s. I looked at the centerpiece fish tank and immediately noticed that it was filthy. A closer inspection revealed it was filled with disease-riddled fish—some with chunks missing from their fins and tails—and even a bonus dead fish. I then turned and noticed a dying plant in the corner. These were not good signs, but with few other options in Paihia, we soldiered on.
That was a mistake.
We ordered the mussels, shrimp, and fish and chips—and all three were subpar.
Mussels – I don’t know who thought it would be a good idea to serve mussels in a thick velouté. It probably doesn’t work as a concept and it certainly had no chance with the execution of these chefs.
Shrimp – The garlic-battered shrimp were served on a bizarrely plated dish filled with dollops of guacamole (?). The shrimp were small and bland.
Fish and chips – It’s hard to screw this up, but they did. The fish itself was okay, but the tartare sauce tasted off and detracted from the dish.