Resorts Hedonism



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WHAT IS HEDONISM?
THE SEXIEST PLACE ON EARTH WHERE YOU CAN BE WICKED FOR A WEEK
Hedo®, Hedo 2®, Hedo II®, H2®, or HII®. No matter what you call it, Hedonism II is the world’s most iconic adult playground. An all-inclusive paradise where you can turn your fantasies into reality! Experience what you only read about in erotic novels and let loose!
Be as mild or as wild as you like!
People travel to Hedonism II from all corners of the world to live out their fantasies, to escape their inhibitions, to play. Life is too short. Do it now, before later becomes never.
Your Pleasure Is Our Passion!
he.don.ism
noun
the pursuit of pleasure; sensual self-indulgence.
synonyms: self-indulgence, pleasure-seeking, self-gratification the ethical theory that pleasure (in the sense of the satisfaction of desires) is the highest good and proper aim of human life.
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Once again we could hardly wait for the non-stop Frankfurt Montogo Bay flight on April 14th. This time too we had booked a private transfer with Claudia from Mobay to Hedo.
We arrived relaxed about 90 minutes before the regular transfer.
Check-in went smoothly, as always we had booked an Ocean View Prude Side room. The rooms are good, the facilities are sufficient for us. The room cleaning was attentive and very good. Remarkably, after lunch our room was always already cleaned.
The breakfast buffet is as usual, service is good and courteous, thanks also to Jacqueline for the omelettes
Lunch is available in buffet form or in the Flames grill station or at the pool restaurant in the nude area. The variety at lunchtime at the buffet has decreased compared to 2023.
You can have dinner in various partially renovated theme restaurants or as a buffet in the main restaurant. Dinner was very varied, e.g. gala dinner or Monday Jamaica Night, where the buffet meal took place in a beautiful atmosphere on the beach.
It is commendable that the coffee bar is open and there is free Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee. I recommend this after dinner with a shot of rum cream.
Service was very good as always in all areas - whether at the stand, in the restaurants, at the bars, in the lobby or in the background. The cleanliness of the public washrooms is also worth mentioning
Big praise to the entire animation team for the hard work you do, but also for the conversations we were able to have with you. Rock Night is still our favorite ever with the stage support for singing and saxophone
This year we again enjoyed 2 excellent massages each in the beautiful spa area and were delighted at the end that these massages were offset against our loyalty bonus 14 for 10.
We also recommend going on excursions. This year we went to the Jamaican Giants Sculpture Park & Art Gallery with Claudia (absolutely worth seeing) and visited a H..f plantation.
Two weeks at Hedo and we met many acquaintances and friends and made new friends.
Thanks to the entire Hedo team for a wonderful holiday in 2024 - we are already looking forward to 2025 when we can say again: we are back at home!

The food was amazing as always and the addition of the new Flames steakhouse was a great move, we dined there three times and still had lots of menu to explore. The beach and pool snacks were crazy good again and we enjoyed dinning on the beach. The buffet was always great and well stocked, enough of everything and great variety so dinning was a pleasure. The staff were very friendly and prompt to provide immediate and excellent service, great job to all the staff.
It seemed that the resort had purchased new beach chairs, there were more than enough for all the guests and towels were never in short supply. The new electronic wrist bands replaced the old room cards and that was a great idea, not once did we have a problem getting into the room and no more worrying about where to keep the card when you have no pockets.
The grounds were in excellent shape and the crews were up early clearing any debris from the night before, great job to the grounds staff.
Security did a better job of keeping the weed dealers from coming up into the guest areas on the beach, very annoying if not kept in check. The usual tour boats that come by to get a glance at Hedo guests were mostly respectful and maintained a distance off shore, mostly. The Couples resort dive boat would actually come by several times a day and get very close to the rope in front of the beach, the couples boat would then come to a full stop and the boat operator would begin honking the horn and yelling at the Hedo guests. Now I am not saying that all Couples employees lack decency or respect but this one sure did, does not make a good impression for the Couples resort.
The entertainment was eye opening and fun hearted, the people at Hedo are among the most easy going we have ever encountered, the drinks were of great quality and plentiful so no glass goes empty. I understand when people say that once you have been to Hedo that all other resorts pale to compare, we agree and will be going back again soon.
Paulette at the Beach Bar is amazing. Agustus, the Beach Attendant on the clothing optional side takes great care of the beach that we like to use directly in front of our room. He has been doing this since we first came to Hedo 19 years ago.
In the years since Harry took over the resort, everything seems to get better every year.
The staff bend over backwards to make your stay a great experience.
Winston and the entertainment crew are amazing as always putting on a wonderful show every night with a plethora of activities during the day.
When returning the registration card, I had requested specific information for expedited Customs and Immigration services upon arrival as well as getting a flight as opposed to taking a van. Obviously, I was willing to pay for premium services and felt I was left completely stranded by the reservation and concierge staff. A unnamed representative replied with an email that did not address the flight information request, but did include a name of a company I did not know that’s said click on the link below. There was no active link to click, just a name of a company called Club Mobay (again I had no idea what this was ) and no information about the flights. I called reservations a few times and finally got someone on the phone and I explained that I’m looking for flights and expedited entry. They explained that Club Mobay was a company that could provide the entry services and that I should call Tim Air for the flights. I called Club Mobay and Tim air for days without a single response. After no response from either of them and days before I left, I called Hedo reservations again. When I finally got through to someone, they provided information for transportation service called Holiday Service to take us from the airport. I filled out the form and order the pick up and return from Holiday Service directly as instructed. Holiday Service was horrible. They made us wait in the van listening to loud music we had no control over for over 90 minutes before finally leaving the airport. They originally promised we would only wait 25 minutes. There was absolutely zero help and coordination from the Hedonism reservation or concierge department, even though I had booked directly with requested specific luxury service help. They portray the resort as a luxury resort and it is a one star at best. Especially when it comes to customer service and overall appeal.
Upon arrival, my wife and I were exhausted and check-in took longer than expected. After a disorganized checking in we were hungry, but since we hadn’t been to the resort in about 10 years, we didn’t know where any of the services were. We did ask one of the cleaning staff where to eat, and they pointed a the flame and we had a horrible cheeseburger. We were surprised that the reservation desk did not offer us a tour. I did walk up to requested tour and surprisingly they said there’s a tour two times a day. We came back that afternoon to get the tour and realized we had no idea about the some of the features until we had not been offered the tour. Again, it’s a shame this wasn’t suggested when we first checked in.
In spite of getting along well with a lot of the guests, my wife and I were very disappointed and will not be returning to the resort.
Food was disappointing this trip after several years of improvement. The buffet especially was so spicey hot, most dishes were not edible. Pastafari and Harry San were inconsistent with service and quality. We didn't try Flame as we had a bad experience back in February.
The nude bar tenders were always a delight. I wish I could remember everyone's name. Alicia and Michelle come to mind, but the others always had a smile. We missed Eldon, but understood he had a hand injury. The piano bartender did a great job. The nightly shows were fantastic. Winston and crew have upped their game. Casino night was fun. I would suggest an additional blackjack table and a dealer with a little more experience.
We will be back for Hedoween and while we don't come for the food, we hope it will be better.
We signed up for the Tuesday Catamaran trip at the tour desk, but when we went down, we, along with several other couples, learned it was cancelled. We were not informed of the cancellation in advance, and when I later spoke to the tour operator, was informed that it was cancelled at 5PM the day before. It would have been nice to have been informed and offered alternative excursions (even if combined with other hotels). This is the second year we went and had this same tour cancelled.
The entertainment crew is outstanding, and the caliber of dancing, singing and self effacing comedy that Winston and his crew pull off is a highlight of our stay.
We enjoyed meeting people from around the world, and prefer not to go with a group. There is a wide range of ages, races and interests represented at the resort and this couple in their mid 50's always have a great, relaxing vacation at Hedo.
"Couples need to bring an open mind and talk to each other establishing expectations before embarking on a lifestyle resort vacation."Read full review
"Book the couples tantric massage early. Going with an open mind. The food at the resort is okay but the service and staff is amazing!"Read full review
"Any issues please tell the staff right away, my husband is tall and mattress was to short for him , and he got a different one when asked "Read full review
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