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3 weeks ago
“French language explained by an American ”
3 weeks ago
“worst brunch i've ever had, seriously avoid”
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Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

We saw a comedian do this one and a half hour show called “French language explained by an American”. Hilarious!!! There were 4 of us and we all died laughing. Note this is in the bottom floor (hull?) of a barge in the seine.

Date of experience: January 2019
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Reviewed 3 weeks ago

Myself and my partner visited in January 2019 after looking online to find a nice brunch restaurant with a good view. The view is the only redeeming thing about this restaurant. The brunch menu was absolutely appalling for the hefty price tag. The 'cooked breakfast'...More

Date of experience: January 2019
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Reviewed 26 September 2017

The theatre is in a boat based on the Seine river just in front of Notre Dame. On deck there is a bar and a restaurant, downstairs is the theatre with approx. 100 seats. There are different shows. On Friday and Saturday night they do...More

Date of experience: September 2017
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Reviewed 23 June 2017

Believe me, when I say this won't be your thing. They are French and there was a skit about mocking the United States. If you like that kind of thing, don't mind supporting it financially, then go for it. I've seen Burlesque before and this...More

Date of experience: December 2016
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Reviewed 1 June 2015

Went there for the Cabaret Burlesque by Burlesque Klub, a show at times funny, sexy and enchanting. The hosts were both light-hearted comedians and talented dancers, with a lot of joking, comedy and some (male) audience participation on stage. A few nods to traditional parisian...More

Date of experience: May 2015
1  Thank Thomas B
Reviewed 1 March 2015

I went to la Nouvelle Seine for his Cabaret Burlesque spectacle: wonderful, unique, unbeatable, funny, joyful, you will have never enough! Players take themselves ironically, as a burlesque must be, with smile on their faces and to be sure you keep your smile on. I...More

Date of experience: February 2015
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